"Let's get physical, physical, I want to get physical" ~ Olivia Newton-John
During our early childhood years, my mom stayed at home to care for us while my dad worked full-time. She was very involved in helping out at my school, so she would often visit the school and bring my sister along. D developed a friendship with the school principal, Mr. Linharris. She was about 2 or 3 years old and all kinds of adorable, and we already know what a character she was at that age. I'm sure she was an endless source of pleasant distraction for Mr. Linharris.
So, one day my mom goes to the school with my sis-o in tow and leaves her in the principal's office to hang out for a few minutes. After she was done doing whatever brought her to the school (probably my forgotten lunch), she scooped up my sis-o from his office and asked her what she talked to Mr. Linharris about.
D looked at my mom and said, "I told him, 'let's get physical, physical, I want to get physical, let's get into physical.'" Well, she more sang this than said it.
My mom flushed red but couldn't help dissolving into laughter. And she was never sure if D really sang that to the principal or if she was just acting goofy with my mom. To this day, it's hard to tell if she's telling the truth or trying to entertain herself at your gullibility's expense.
And now for the classic Olivia Newton-John video. I'm not sure if it's disturbing, quintessentially '80s, softcore gay porn, or just plain cheesy. Probably a combination of the aforementioned. But it definitely makes my sister's suggestion to Mr. Linharris that much more awkward. At least it must have been for my mom. Poor Mamasay. Wherever you are, I hope you're laughing right now.